my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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