Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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