He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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