Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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