Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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