it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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