Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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