I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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