found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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