quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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