How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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