I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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