i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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