? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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