So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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