ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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