Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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