it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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