Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
