I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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