kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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