I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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