I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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