I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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