Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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