let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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