i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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