I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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