fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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