i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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