No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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