yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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