S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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