whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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