He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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