Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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