what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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