she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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