That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
