Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
