I puked a lego.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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