Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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