new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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