would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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