okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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