Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
