it hurts more in the daytime
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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