Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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