Got a toothbrush?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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