You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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